Hey everyone, GlassMan-RV here, interviewing my characters, seeing how psyched they are to be in a manga!

INTERVIEW QUESTION 1!
GlassMan-RV: First off, how are you guys?
Hiroto: I'm doing fine, I guess...
Shouji: When do we get to eat?
Hiroto: You're being rude!
Shouji: Shut up, shortmunch.
Mayuri: What'd I tell you about being mean to Hiroto-chan?
Hiroto: Mayuri-san, I'm used to it. ...Actually, now that you mention it, I'm feeling a bit hungry, too.
Shouji: Told ya.
Goma: *barges in* Sorry we're late everyone!
Gima: Yeah. We kinda stopped for lunch, and...
Shouji: You dumbasses had lunch? And you didn't save any for me?
Goma: ...We were supposed to?
Shouji: Gyah... never mind... Where's the other shortmunch?
Tai: You called?
Shouji: No, I didn't.
Tai: Whatever. I'm just happy to be here, right next to Mayuri-chan...
Goma: Dude, I thought we agreed you'd tone it down a bit, yeah?
Ayuri: Hi, Hiroto-kun...
Hiroto: Uh, hi, Ayuri-san...
Ayuri: What's the matter, Hiroto? You're shaking... *gets closer* Is it my fault?
Hiroto: Uh... no! No, not at all! *laughs nervously*
GMRV: Right... moving on!

INTERVIEW QUESTION 2!
GMRV: So, how does it feel to be characters in a manga?
Hiroto: It's okay, I guess. It kinda feels odd to know someone's controlling our fate...
Shouji: Wuht? Manga? Never read the stuff...
GMRV: You're a manga character, Shouji...
Shouji: And YOU'RE a whiney bitch.
Mayuri: *slaps Shouji* What'd I tell you!?
Shouji: You told me not to bully Hiroto. You never said anything about this pun-
Goma: Is this gonna be on TV?
Gima: I wanna be on TV!
Tai: Maybe if this lands on TV, maybe some chick will actually respect me for who I am!
All: ... *laughs*
Shouji: "all you are?" All you are is a short pervert.
Tai: Th-that's not true!
Goma: That's right, Shouji, yeah. He's also fat, too.
Tai: Sh-shut up!
Hiroto: Can we move on?
GMRV: Yes!

INTERVIEW QUESTION 3!
GMRV: What can you say is your most redeeming quality?
Hiroto: I'm a nice guy, really. I just try to do the best I can.
Shouji: My great personality.
Hiroto: *rolls eyes*
Shouji: What're you doing with your stupid eye-rolling, shortmuncher!?
GMRV: Shut up, Shouji, or I'll erase you. Mayuri, your answer?
Mayuri: Oh, I don't know... Do people think I'm cute?
GMRV: The manga's not out yet. Or finished. So I don't know...
Tai: I do!
GMRV: Wait your turn!
Goma: Hmm... I think it's my love of machines, yeah.
Gima: The fact that I'm not as short as Hiroto, definitely!
Hiroto: Hey!
Gima: Just kidding, buddy!
Ayuri: I'm... not really sure of mine... (Aside)I wonder, does Hiroto-kun like me?
GMRV: I'm not at leisure to disclose that information.
Tai: I think my quality is-
GMRV: You're a short, fat pervert. And nearsighted. So don't even say it's your personality or looks.
Tai: ...I have a garden...
GMRV: What kind?
Tai: I'm not at leisure to disclose that information...
GMRV: It's flowers, isn't it?
Tai: ...yes...

INTERVIEW QUESTION 4!
GMRV: So, what are your pastimes?
Hiroto: Listening to american '70s Rock, playing old video games...
Shouji: I've been trying to learn bass guitar...
Mayuri: I've been trying baking classes.
Goma: If it's broke, I fix it. If it aint broke, I still fix it, yeah.
Gima: I wanna help Goma and dad in the garage. But mostly I just play Xbox...
Tai: I-
All: WE KNOW WHAT YOU DO!!
Tai: ...damn it...
Ayuri: Is it okay if I just fantasize about Hiroto-kun?
Hiroto: That's creepy... but kinda flattering...
Ayuri: *giggle* You're so cute...
Hiroto: What?
Ayuri: Oh, nothing...
GMRV: This is getting kinda scary... Next question, guys!

INTERVIEW QUESTION 5!
GMRV: So, do any of you have a crush on anyone?
Hiroto: Er, well, I kinda like Mayuri-san, but then again, I also like Ayuri-san...
Shouji: No one, okay!?
Mayuri: Er... do I have to answer?
GMRV: No, you don't.
Goma: Is it okay if I like Mayuri?
GMRV: Yes.
Goma: Okay then, yeah...
Gima: I like... uh...
Tai: I'm in love wi-
Shouji: Who are you kidding, fatso? You'd just claim to love someone so that you can see them naked, all for the sake of seeing their tits.
Tai: ...
Ayuri: I like Hiroto-kun... He's cute, small, I'd just hug him and love him, and...
GMRV: No need to go into details... Say, didn't we invite Kansu?
Hiroto: Please say no...
GMRV: No.
Hiroto: Are you saying that to make me feel better?
GMRV: Meh. Never really liked Kansu as a character, anyway. He'll just appear in the first chapter and may appear in some of the other chapters...
Hiroto: Not as a main character, I hope.
GMRV: Good heavens, no. He's no fun to draw. D:<

INTERVIEW QUESTION 6!
GMRV: So, if you had any last words before your death, what'd they be?
Shouji: ENOUGH OF THIS!! I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE!!
GMRV: But I wasn't ask-
Shouji: SHUT UP!! I'm leaving! *leaves*
All: ...
Hiroto: What now?
GMRV: I dunno. Should we just pack up and leave?
Tai: Please do... You've said too much...
GMRV: ...Shut up, fatso. You're no fun to draw, either. OR to write for.

GlassMan-RV: So, the interview, overall, was a success, though at the end, things fell apart. I found Shouji again, and tried to interview him. He punched me in the face and destroyed the tape.

After that ordeal, I went back to reality, and typed this up. It was a hard day of digging things in the backyard with a pick-axe, so I decided maybe cataloguing this would be a good stress relief.

I really should stop talking to myself.